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MAGA is big mad,
Cracker Barrel who is their offical restaurant changed their LOGO. Removed the man and the barrel for this new one that is as bland and uninspired as their food.
Immediately their stock price started to drop and all the MAGAs had a total meltdown. This place is bland food for boomers with a tacky gift shop to stand in while waiting for your table. Been there only two times in my life. There is a reason for this those core boomer customers are NOT IMMORTAL. This chain will need a new generation to replace them. If not, ever heard of Bill Knapps or Sign of the Beefcarver? One is GONE and other has ONE location left barely hanging on. Beefcarver was the same, bland hospital food for boomers served cafeteria style decorated in a Ben Franklin motif.
I went to the Dearborn MI location a decade ago, I saw the age of the regulars and knew this place was NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD.
Now
Steak N Shake, a diner that is a glorified McDonalds which like Cracker Barrel I have only been two twice and is having trouble keeping "stores" open. These places call their restaurants "stores" all the corporate slop chains do.
Steak N Shake is defending
American Heritage, why because they push some fake ass 1950s motif? Because this all gives away the plot. The Heritage and Traditional Values that MAGA is fighting to save is all CORPORATE SLOP. Their entire Nuclear Family and Gender Roles are all the result of corporate capitalism and sold to us like the same product.
Majority of online reviews I read of Steak N Shake uses words like "filthy" and "gross". Riley Gaines better enjoy that diarrhea from food poisoning.
The LOGO is Crap, I suspect in the end they had
ChatGPT or some AI program design it, maybe the AI can get them better recopies. Boomers are 71% White,
Gen Alpha is 48% White, grew up with parents from backgrounds that used more than salt and pepper in their food.
One person who was responsible for much of this MAGA Christian slop was James Dobson, and reading about him on threads. All I can say is ROT IN PISS. His Focus on the Family endorsed child abuse as proper parenting is the reason why so many Boomer Parents have NO CONTACT with their Gen X and Millennial offspring and laid the foundation for much of Project 2025. This evil is the "American Heritage" they are defending. Corporal Punishment is the hill American Evangelical Christianity will die on. Die from in slow agony from a gun shot to the stomach. Slowly Bleeding out like that scene in Unforgiven.
This is a man who said Fathers should shower with their sons, If I actually got married and my in laws gave me one of those books they would get into a fit as they watched me throw that book into the trash.
I would have been subjected to all sorts of bullshit for not signing them up for sportsball. Not spending $5-15k and drag them kicking and screaming to shit they have no interest in because reasons. I suspect Dobson is in the Epstein Files, so is all the Evangelical Leadership including the top leaders of the Mormon Church. They all advocate this garbage.
Said before these families then put up a happy face with their fake professional family photos with kids aged 1 to 9. Never see that when they are all teens, because that family has fallen or is fallen apart. Oldest son in his sportsball clown suit is no longer doing that, traded it in for full time Call of Whatever. Oldest daughter is going the Goth route and youngest now is their last best hope for normal, then that crashes and burns. You also never see Christmas Photos of all of them together, because the kids are now all NO CONTACT.
Conservative Christian Family Values.
Notice how Doug Emhoff and Kamala Harris actually LIKE being in each others company. When we see Melania and Usha with their husbands they look MISERABLE.
MAGA White Conservatives have NO REAL CULTURE, everything in American Culture that is worth a damn has came from black and brown people, especially food and music. Wypipo all resisted it at the start then tried to appropriate it when that failed.
Lack of culture means their entire existence is defined by MASS CONSUMPTION of corporate products. Why they mourned Taco Bell removing Mexican Pizza from their menu during COVID. Or are having fits over the All Female Ghostbusters, new Star Wars, Star Trek or MARVEL/DC films.
I did not see REAL MEXICAN AMERICANS having mourning the loss of Mexican Pizza.
Battle cry is "You Ruined by Childhood" no your parents following trash like Dobson did. You had no happy childhood memories except the media franchises that offered an escape from the hell that was being inflicted upon you.
Reason why Governor Gavin Newsom's media attacks are so effective is hat Trump is a personal corporate brand, who also is a walking personification of the mass corporate consumption. He is not educated or cultured outside of FOX NEWS. Newsom is mocking the brand "trademarks" and showing how absurd it is. I was taught in my media studies classes at EMU, that when a media franchise or trend becomes self parody and then gets parodied, The end of that things culture relevance is approaching.
Why Trump deployed the ARNG to DC and now several other states. He is now a cornered rat. In chess when you put the King in the corner to protect it. That happens right before checkmate. His approval is tanking , Putin humiliated him in Alaska and his presidency is FAILING so he needs to feel strong. Most importantly his health is likely failing, you know Last Days of Elvis situation.
Trump's Obituary and Autopsy are the most anticipated in History.
