Rot In Piss (Are We Great Yet? Crackhead Barrel Edition)

 

So MAGA is big mad, Cracker Barrel who is their offical restaurant changed their LOGO. Removed the man and the barrel for this new one that is as bland and uninspired as their food.

Immediately their stock price started to drop and all the MAGAs had a total meltdown. This place is bland food for boomers with a tacky gift shop to stand in while waiting for your table. Been there only two times in my life. There is a reason for this those core boomer customers are NOT IMMORTAL. This chain will need a new generation to replace them. If not, ever heard of Bill Knapps or Sign of the Beefcarver? One is GONE and other has ONE location left barely hanging on. Beefcarver was the same, bland hospital food for boomers served cafeteria style decorated in a Ben Franklin motif. 

I went to the Dearborn MI location a decade ago, I saw the age of the regulars and knew this place was NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD.

Now Steak N Shake, a diner that is a glorified McDonalds which like Cracker Barrel I have only been two twice and is having trouble keeping "stores" open. These places call their restaurants "stores" all the corporate slop chains do.

Steak N Shake is defending American Heritage, why because they push some fake ass 1950s motif? Because this all gives away the plot. The Heritage and Traditional Values that MAGA is fighting to save is all CORPORATE SLOP. Their entire Nuclear Family and Gender Roles are all the result of corporate capitalism and sold to us like the same product.

Majority of online reviews I read of Steak N Shake uses words like "filthy" and "gross". Riley Gaines better enjoy that diarrhea from food poisoning. 

The LOGO is Crap, I suspect in the end they had ChatGPT or some AI program design it, maybe the AI can get them better recopies. Boomers are 71% White, Gen Alpha is 48% White, grew up with parents from backgrounds that used more than salt and pepper in their food.

One person who was responsible for much of this MAGA Christian slop was James Dobson, and reading about him on threads. All I can say is ROT IN PISS.   His Focus on the Family endorsed child abuse as proper parenting is the reason why so many Boomer Parents have NO CONTACT with their Gen X and Millennial offspring and laid the foundation for much of Project 2025.  This evil is the "American Heritage" they are defending.  Corporal Punishment is the hill American Evangelical Christianity will die on. Die from in slow agony from a gun shot to the stomach. Slowly Bleeding out like that scene in Unforgiven.

This is a man who said Fathers should shower with their sons, If I actually got married and my in laws gave me one of those books they would get into a fit as they watched me throw that book into the trash.

I would have been subjected to all sorts of bullshit for not signing them up for sportsball. Not spending $5-15k and drag them kicking and screaming to shit they have no interest in because reasons.  I suspect Dobson is in the Epstein Files, so is all the Evangelical Leadership including the top leaders of the Mormon Church. They all advocate this garbage. 

Said before these families then put up a happy face with their fake professional family photos with kids aged 1 to 9. Never see that when they are all teens, because that family has fallen or is fallen apart. Oldest son in his sportsball clown suit is no longer doing that, traded it in for full time Call of Whatever. Oldest daughter is going the Goth route and youngest now is their last best hope for normal, then that crashes and burns. You also never see Christmas Photos of all of them together, because the kids are now all NO CONTACT. 

Conservative Christian Family Values. 

Notice how Doug Emhoff and Kamala Harris actually LIKE being in each others company. When we see Melania and Usha with their husbands they look MISERABLE.

MAGA White Conservatives have NO REAL CULTURE, everything in American Culture that is worth a damn has came from black and brown people, especially food and music. Wypipo all resisted it at the start then tried to appropriate it when that failed. 

Lack of culture means their entire existence is defined by MASS CONSUMPTION of corporate products. Why they mourned Taco Bell removing Mexican Pizza from their menu during COVID. Or are having fits over the All Female Ghostbusters, new Star Wars, Star Trek or MARVEL/DC films.

I did not see REAL MEXICAN AMERICANS having mourning the loss of Mexican Pizza.

Battle cry is "You Ruined by Childhood" no your parents following trash like Dobson did. You had no happy childhood memories except the media franchises that offered an escape from the hell that was being inflicted upon you.

Reason why Governor Gavin Newsom's media attacks are so effective is hat Trump is a personal corporate brand, who also is a walking personification of the mass corporate consumption. He is not educated or cultured outside of FOX NEWS. Newsom is mocking the brand "trademarks" and showing how absurd it is. I was taught in my media studies classes at EMU, that when a media franchise or trend becomes self parody and then gets parodied, The end of that things culture relevance is approaching.

Why Trump deployed the ARNG to DC and now several other states. He is now a cornered rat. In chess when you put the King in the corner to protect it. That happens right before checkmate. His approval is tanking , Putin humiliated him in Alaska and his presidency is FAILING so he needs to feel strong. Most importantly his health is likely failing, you know Last Days of Elvis situation.

Trump's Obituary and Autopsy are the most anticipated in History.

FAFO Chronicles (Are We Great Yet? Russia Edition)

 It was mentioned before in a previous post but saw this on YouTube and decided to take a closer look at that family that moved to Russia because America is too WOKE for them, despite Trump and THEIR kind in charge. According to the wife who was interviewed on some Russian Propaganda Outlet, the USA is going downhill too many Gays and Brown People, America is abandoning their "Traditional Values". They DID THEIR RESEARCH and found Russia is the place for them as other European Countries have the same problems as the USA.

BTW both of them are divorced and have offspring from previous marriages, let me guess those previous marriages were not TRADCRAP enough for them.  They did their research EXCEPT for learn the read and speak the language.

The BEST part the TRAD DAD, decided to fast track everything by enlisting in the Russian Army. Other news articles about this make it sound like he was drafted by some mobilization sweep. No he willingly signed his ass up for a One Year Contract. I wonder why the government offers those? Mister Did My Own Research did not include looking at what has been going on in Ukraine for the past 4 years. Information about that is like ALL OVER YOUTUBE. 

The the TRAD MOM and their kids are stranded there with NO MONEY, while he goes off to be barely trained to become Drone Fodder in Ukraine.

Stephen Miller's Legal Group is suing Cracker Barrel for not being WHITE ENOUGH. I been to that place like 3 times in my life and its like the TEMPLE of White People Food.  Only other place is Sign of the Beefcarver and there is only one left in Royal Oak MI, go there while you still can, or maybe there are some Ponderosa's still left.

In the end this will never be enough for ANY OF THEM as this is about their narcissism being fed they think their TRADITIONAL WHITE JESUSCRAP is supposed to be the default setting for America. We are supposed to want to want this too.

Its the "Women don't have an education or career, being a trad wife and raising babies for Jesus is more FULFULLING!"

I'm a 48 year old male with no wife or no kids, do you think my job at Amazon is FULFULLING? its a fucking job. It pays my bills and I have NO INTEREST in marriage, kids or their Jesus crap. I am not wasting a Sunday off listening to irrelevant boring crap.

 

They are YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LOVE THIS! I am already at the GET THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE stage, oh I tend to be way ahead of the curve on many of these things before everyone else.

That family moving to Russia because USA is not their TRADLAND was due to what the Knitting Cult Lady said. Trump destroyed the Cult Mission with the Epstein Files Fiasco. Trump was supposed to release the files that would expose The Left as part of some global child sex abuse cult and destroy them in some apocalypse and they can restore their TRAD JESUSLAND AMERICA. In May AG Pam Bondi informed Trump that Him and many of the GOP are all over that list and Trump himself LIKEY IS THE LIST. 

What TRADITIONAL VALUES does Russia really have? They are basically known for Ballet (High Culture, okay) AK-47 (only good import product), Vodka, (like drinking it for breakfast), Krokodil (The Flesh eating Drug) and Porn. Yes where do you think most of the porn websites and porn models come from? Go click the link and look at where majority of those models are from. Russia, Ukraine and Belarus. Rest are from Asia and Latin America. "Traditional" to these people means ALL WHITE and LGTBQ are forced into the closet. 

While we are on that subject.... 

Last post I mentioned the possibility that the Evangelicals will have sons who will choose Anime-Waifu Sex Bots over some groomed church girl. How do I come up with that?  In news that shoudl shock NO ONE. Ryan Walters, the MAGA Man who is putting Trump Bibles in Oklahoma schools, got busted looking at porn on office computers. The ones who proudly shout that JESUS IS ALL THEY NEED, their way of life is the BESTEST OF ALL AND THE MOST FULLFULLING are all porn addicts. We need to make sure at least that PORN is of the legal age variety unlike Josh Duggar or this Jason Yates guy.

Real END TIME and apocalypse is the final destruction of MAGA and Christian Nationalism in the USA caused by their own FAFO and the Tech Bros own FAFO with AI. BTW ChatGPT is telling people to go worship Satan. So how is that restoration of Christian Values going MAGA? Fucking around with AI, well you are about to find out. All those TRADWIFE influencers doing your FARM WIFE LARPING, wait until you have to go back to Girl Bossing to raise your 3 pissed off teens who are going back to public school to learn about evolution and woke stuff because your Good Christian Husband dumped you for someone younger and now are thrown back into the real world with the rest of us. Oh Lady you  get blamed for all of it for not being biblical enough or some bullshit, so your man had no choice but to be unfaithful. Or worse he got busted with 4 terabytes of Child Sex Abuse Material on his work computer and is looking at going away for a very long time.

Why move to Russia when they could have moved someplace closer like the Ozarks in Missouri:

A “whites-only” group called Return to the Land (RTTL), derided by critics as racist and antisemitic, is looking to expand its reach from its base in northern Arkansas to an area near Springfield, Mo., a co-founder of the group said recently.  The prospect of a growing “whites-only” community — where members are evaluated based on European ancestry and where Jews are denied membership — is raising concerns among state and local officials and activist groups."

Getting stranded in the Ozarks sounds like a better situation.

This is basically going to become a voluntary "reservation" system for MAGA White People. All of this is happening during Trump 2.0. WOKE IS DEAD, they WON yet still do not want to be a part of larger society despite the Deportation Camps and the attempts at ethnic cleansing being done by ICE.  I mention Indigenous Reservations because that is how it will end cut off from society and ending up with conditions that made Pine Ridge look like Bel-Air. The rest of the world will look at them the same way this racist entry of Encyclopedia Dramatica says about aborginals. They will be the ones with "Lake Angels", Drinking Denatured Alcohol and Mouthwash from the local Dollar General until they stop selling alcohol based mouthwash because of it. They will just move to Lysol Cocktails. Abuse and neglect of their own children will be so bad that State Police and the CPS will have to create some Joint Tactical Task Force to deal with it.

Just read that post and replace ABBO with FUNDY and that is their future.

The Texas floods are the finding out stage of the fucking around with all their GOP rugged individualism all the government  agencies under Trump are blaming each other not DEI when Biden was president during the October LA fires. Calls were never answered because DOGE fired them all.

BTW I found out that four week session at Camp Mystic costs like $12000. A Christian Girls Camp for people who can afford it, President GWB sent his daughters there, its a Christian camp for the wealthy Texas Elite and they still DGAF about any safety. A four week stay at the rustic cabins in Camp Dearborn in Milford MI would only cost $1260 we never had any dangerous floods. Only reason that MYTH of the RUGGED INDIVIDUAL can persist because many of the Evangelical Right have the generational wealth to send their daughters to for four weeks to a camp for $12000. 

Which means FAFO will happen when the lawsuits from those families start to come their way.

The South Park guys lean Republican, and took a major swipe at Trump and that show is the go to for many Whiteboy edge lords. Even The Hill opinion piece is saying July 2025 is when MAGA started to end.  MAGA is now entering the FIND OUT stage. The move to Russia and the Ozarks are like some of them actually know Trump and MAGA is going to lose in the end. 

The Rats are fleeing the sinking ship.